Yea... you read the title correctly. As a matter of fact using Miracle Whip to make your face feel smooth and clean isn't relatively new, but then again what else can you use Miracle Whip for? You certainly can't eat it (EWWW).
Any who.... the instructions pretty much go like this:
(Optional) Take two small pieces of paper and stick them in your nose... you will want to breathe through your mouth
On a clean face, put on a layer of Miracle Whip avoiding eyes and any major cuts.
Leave on untouched for 10-20 minutes.
Massage the Miracle Whip on your face. (Allegedly you will feel/see balls of dead skin forming)
Rinse off and wash your face.
Put on a moisturizer.
Here's my review:
Let's start off by saying that I think God gave us a nose assuming that we would use it as a green light or red light to protect ourselves. Since Miracle Whip STiNKs, I should have known that it doesn't belong on my face, let alone in my house.
I couldn't leave it on for a full 10 minutes. It smelled sooooo bad and it "tingled" a little too painfully.
Even though I know I had the cold water running, I realized the water felt hot as soon as it touched my face. When I looked up at the mirror, every part of my face that had the Miracle Whip was bloodshot RED.
Ever seen a black person with rosacea? That's was me.
It was like self-induced sunburn without the sun.
On the plus side, my face is very clean - not a single black head can be found.
But it totally isn't worth it.
I will never use Miracle Whip ever again because like I said, you can't even eat it.
